[cue the timpani]

HE SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Dad and Mom woke with his gurgling and cooing and leg flopping, looked at the clock. “Did you feed him in the middle of the night?”
“No. Did he wake?”
“No…he didn’t…that means…”
(all together now)
“He slept through the night!”
(Mom and Dad high five each other and do a happy dance)

Let it be noted, for the record, for the baby book, for his history, on the night of Tuesday July 10th, Huckleberry James Wood went to his bassinet at 8:30pm and didn’t wake up until 5:30am.